Dude Whacks Guy With Sausage, Then Robs Him

Yup.  Believe it.  Some guy in Fresno California, breaks into a house.  Sneaks up on two sleeping guys.  Rubs spices over one guy, beats the other one with a 22" sausage and then robs them and flees.  Except the sausage freak dropped his wallet and the cops nabbed him.

Seriously...  I wish I could make this stuff up.  Click here for the news report.